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Now that it's been a year she isn't going anywhere..You could say we both messed each others plans up.. Did online dating for a few years as I live in a small country town and there is no dating scene here to speak of.We picked out a park and made for it, thinking that it would be fun to go on a hike for as long as we could, then find a little mom 'n pop cafe to warm ourselves by a fire. " Those questions didn't help me find it any faster, so I kept driving. This is ridiculous." I turned to her and said, "You know, you're stressing me out a bit, here. My car had plenty of gas and heat, so we made for the park in good spirits. Up and down the road we drove, but the park entrance simply eluded us. Willa sighed and said, "You know, if I was driving, we would've found it by now. We'll find it." Then she gave me the iciest stare in the storied, freezing history of icy stares.

Most of our time together thus far had been pleasant. How dare you fucking say that to me, you fucking piece of shit." Hmm. The whole time, I pretended that everything was okay and that I was truly sorry for the horrible way I had purportedly treated her. The site will remain up for the foreseeable future and I'll be around to check out any posted comments.

When that early February came around, Willa and I had been together for about two and a half months. Now she was stressing me out a bit more, but I opted to not say anything about that. If you have a bad date story you'd love to share, feel free to comment on this post and share away (content policy still applies).

We thought it would be nice to take a weekend trip up to New Hampshire and Vermont. I just wanted to find the park and hopefully go on our hike and enjoy what I could of my time with the increasingly psychotic basketcase.

At this point, I really wanted her out of my car and out of my life. I didn't find her so I hopped back in my car and called her phone. I scrolled through her phone contacts, found her father's number (I had met her father before.

I essentially resolved to drive us back to my place, where her car was, and if she wanted to throw bitter vitriol at me the entire time, I could take it. I don't even want to spend one more fucking minute with you. Who the fuck do you think you are, you piece of fucking shit? I don't want to spend another minute with you, you fucking disgusting thing." "Let me just take you back to your car. When the light turned green I pulled over in the first parking spot I found, turned the car off, and searched for her up and down the street. I had no way to reach her or find out where she was.

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